Sunday, November 9, 2008

It's Madge-ick.


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22 comments:

  1. Raina CoxNovember 9, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    Is this what modern celebrity looks like? Gross.

    Sorry, that's not very clever. I'm depressed by how much money those two make that goes to hair extensions, plastic surgery, six-hour pilates sessions, and on and on. Could they maybe each sell a house and fund a school building somewhere?

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  2. hello gorgeousNovember 9, 2008 at 7:54 PM

    I couldn't decide between a Slash from Guns 'n Roses thing or Rocky Horror Picture Show...

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  3. GretaNovember 9, 2008 at 8:21 PM

    Bad girl drunk by six
    Kissing someone else's lips
    Smoked too many cigarettes today
    I'm not happy when I act this way

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  4. Pigtown*DesignNovember 9, 2008 at 11:15 PM

    brit looks better than she has in a long time, but madonna looks scary!

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  5. hello gorgeousNovember 10, 2008 at 9:30 AM

    How about "There's a thighmaster somewhere lamenting its existence."

    I agree about Brit - she looks healthy.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 10, 2008 at 11:15 AM

    Dammit! HG, you totally stole my comment! I guess great minds think alike?

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  7. AnonymousNovember 10, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    Britney: Oh my gosh, Madge! What's happened to your thighs?

    Madonna: Um, Brit-Brit, don't you remember what just happened backstage?

    Britney: Oh yeah, I totally forgot I mistook your legs for spicy drumsticks...I always have a bucket of KFC on my tour rider...

    Madonna: You'd devoured half my hamstrings before I could put a stop to your ravenous hunger...

    Britney: But you're so gamey, girl! How could I have made such a mistake? Got any macaroni salad, by the way?

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  8. No Bones Just BrainsNovember 10, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    "Britney becomes nun while Madonna proves to the world how many kids she's really had."

    Looks like ten. MADONNA PUT IT AWAY.

    SERIOUSLY.

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  9. KwanaNovember 10, 2008 at 2:40 PM

    Oh I can't but those thighs are downright scary and I love Tim Curry in Rocky Horror he's nowhere near as scary.

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  10. hello gorgeousNovember 10, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    Oh, this made me so happy today. Thanks for playing.

    (Feel free to keep playing...)

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  11. Raina CoxNovember 10, 2008 at 5:45 PM

    Madge came as the albino tranny version of Slash for her Sticky and Sweet tour.

    Britney, in a Cheeto haze, thought she heard "Wear something with a ruffled dickey when we meet."

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  12. hello gorgeousNovember 10, 2008 at 5:48 PM

    Ahhh, thank you dahlink.

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  13. evenclevelandNovember 10, 2008 at 10:46 PM

    Ack! I was just about to go to bed. Now I am going to have nightmares about those thighs!

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  14. The Nerdy FashionistaNovember 10, 2008 at 11:54 PM

    seriously... nightmares about nutcrackers, pliers and wrenches.

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  15. DecorinaNovember 11, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    No, nutcrackers, pliers and wenches.

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  16. eganNovember 11, 2008 at 4:02 AM

    "The pitfalls of Cher becoming so famous"

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  17. hello gorgeousNovember 11, 2008 at 7:17 AM

    Ha! Love you guys.

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  18. wool and miscNovember 11, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    how is britbrit the klassy one? *rubs eyes*

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  19. ChazzyNovember 11, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    I don't know where to begin...

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  20. TIGNovember 13, 2008 at 8:26 PM

    Completely at a loss for words . . .

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  21. CristinNovember 15, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    Poor unsuspecting Brit, just seconds before she is swallowed by Madge's angry vagina.

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  22. cotedetexasNovember 16, 2008 at 7:34 PM

    not very attractive of Madonna - but her body is a work of art!

    thanks for the comment today!!!!

    Joni

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