I would like to blame my spreading keister squarely on blogging. I used to be so much more active. Now I am a sloth, sitting around writing and typing and visiting and reading. I'm not sure it's healthy.
I've gained at least 5 pounds since I started this blog in September. Although I have been hungrier. Sites like Smitten Kitchen do not help.
I was going to post a picture of a big, fat butt to make my point. Howevah, I decided this seemed much more motivational. And much more pleasant to look at.
Now I rarely make New Year's resolutions. This year is different. In addition to creating much more art, I resolve to be more active (again) which may mean less blogging. So, to the people whose blogs I regularly visit, PLEASE STOP the following:
1) Being so witty and hilarious and charming that I don't want to miss a word. 2) Posting so many gorgeous photos that I'm afraid I might miss one. 3) Referring to other blogs creating a never-ending circle of blog visitation that has taken over my life. And my ass. 4) Posting clever videos and music that bring my iPod out of the Dark Ages.
Thanks ever so. By the way, what did you resolve?
And tips on what to do about my craving for more Scotcharoos would be welcome. Argh.