Sunday, November 9, 2008

It's Madge-ick.


Please provide captions for my amusement.

22 comments:

Raina said...

Is this what modern celebrity looks like? Gross.

Sorry, that's not very clever. I'm depressed by how much money those two make that goes to hair extensions, plastic surgery, six-hour pilates sessions, and on and on. Could they maybe each sell a house and fund a school building somewhere?

hello gorgeous said...

I couldn't decide between a Slash from Guns 'n Roses thing or Rocky Horror Picture Show...

Greta said...

Bad girl drunk by six
Kissing someone else's lips
Smoked too many cigarettes today
I'm not happy when I act this way

Pigtown-Design said...

brit looks better than she has in a long time, but madonna looks scary!

hello gorgeous said...

How about "There's a thighmaster somewhere lamenting its existence."

I agree about Brit - she looks healthy.

erin@designcrisis said...

Dammit! HG, you totally stole my comment! I guess great minds think alike?

citysage said...

Britney: Oh my gosh, Madge! What's happened to your thighs?

Madonna: Um, Brit-Brit, don't you remember what just happened backstage?

Britney: Oh yeah, I totally forgot I mistook your legs for spicy drumsticks...I always have a bucket of KFC on my tour rider...

Madonna: You'd devoured half my hamstrings before I could put a stop to your ravenous hunger...

Britney: But you're so gamey, girl! How could I have made such a mistake? Got any macaroni salad, by the way?

No Bones Just Brains said...

"Britney becomes nun while Madonna proves to the world how many kids she's really had."

Looks like ten. MADONNA PUT IT AWAY.

SERIOUSLY.

Kwana said...

Oh I can't but those thighs are downright scary and I love Tim Curry in Rocky Horror he's nowhere near as scary.

hello gorgeous said...

Oh, this made me so happy today. Thanks for playing.

(Feel free to keep playing...)

Raina said...

Madge came as the albino tranny version of Slash for her Sticky and Sweet tour.

Britney, in a Cheeto haze, thought she heard "Wear something with a ruffled dickey when we meet."

hello gorgeous said...

Ahhh, thank you dahlink.

Stephanie said...

Ack! I was just about to go to bed. Now I am going to have nightmares about those thighs!

The Nerdy Fashionista said...

seriously... nightmares about nutcrackers, pliers and wrenches.

Decorina said...

No, nutcrackers, pliers and wenches.

egan said...

"The pitfalls of Cher becoming so famous"

hello gorgeous said...

Ha! Love you guys.

gracie o said...

how is britbrit the klassy one? *rubs eyes*

LA Chic said...

I don't know where to begin...

{this is glamorous} said...

Completely at a loss for words . . .

Cristin said...

Poor unsuspecting Brit, just seconds before she is swallowed by Madge's angry vagina.

Cote de Texas said...

not very attractive of Madonna - but her body is a work of art!

thanks for the comment today!!!!

Joni

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