Is this what modern celebrity looks like? Gross.Sorry, that's not very clever. I'm depressed by how much money those two make that goes to hair extensions, plastic surgery, six-hour pilates sessions, and on and on. Could they maybe each sell a house and fund a school building somewhere?
I couldn't decide between a Slash from Guns 'n Roses thing or Rocky Horror Picture Show...
Bad girl drunk by sixKissing someone else's lipsSmoked too many cigarettes todayI'm not happy when I act this way
brit looks better than she has in a long time, but madonna looks scary!
How about "There's a thighmaster somewhere lamenting its existence."I agree about Brit - she looks healthy.
Dammit! HG, you totally stole my comment! I guess great minds think alike?
Britney: Oh my gosh, Madge! What's happened to your thighs?Madonna: Um, Brit-Brit, don't you remember what just happened backstage? Britney: Oh yeah, I totally forgot I mistook your legs for spicy drumsticks...I always have a bucket of KFC on my tour rider...Madonna: You'd devoured half my hamstrings before I could put a stop to your ravenous hunger...Britney: But you're so gamey, girl! How could I have made such a mistake? Got any macaroni salad, by the way?
"Britney becomes nun while Madonna proves to the world how many kids she's really had."Looks like ten. MADONNA PUT IT AWAY. SERIOUSLY.
Oh I can't but those thighs are downright scary and I love Tim Curry in Rocky Horror he's nowhere near as scary.
Oh, this made me so happy today. Thanks for playing. (Feel free to keep playing...)
Madge came as the albino tranny version of Slash for her Sticky and Sweet tour. Britney, in a Cheeto haze, thought she heard "Wear something with a ruffled dickey when we meet."
Ahhh, thank you dahlink.
Ack! I was just about to go to bed. Now I am going to have nightmares about those thighs!
seriously... nightmares about nutcrackers, pliers and wrenches.
No, nutcrackers, pliers and wenches.
"The pitfalls of Cher becoming so famous"
Ha! Love you guys.
how is britbrit the klassy one? *rubs eyes*
I don't know where to begin...
Completely at a loss for words . . .
Poor unsuspecting Brit, just seconds before she is swallowed by Madge's angry vagina.
not very attractive of Madonna - but her body is a work of art! thanks for the comment today!!!!Joni
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