When did people start needing these things?
From Frontgate, your resource for all things superfluous, the double wine chiller. You can choose from 33 (?!) preset temperatures, accommodating both red and white wine in dual-controlled luxury, $149.00.
Another beauty from Frontgate, perfect for any home. Especially if you live in Bedrock and your boss is Mr. Slate.
The slate and marble mosaic-topped gas fire pit, $1495.
I keep moving and they keep finding me. The Home Decorators Catalog offers this, um, classic?
The Mr. Stinker teepee holder for only $99.00. It's never too early to start thinking "Who don't I like for Christmas?"
From Williams-Sonoma, The BeerTender, a joint venture between Krups and Heineken:
The bad news? You're still drinking Heineken. Only $299.00 (down from a suggested $375).
Remember when ironing was bad enough? Again, from Frontgate, your worst nightmare:
The Precision Electronic Steam Press, $399.00.
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