Monday, September 22, 2008

Oldies but Goodies.

From our friends at the Unemployed Philosophers Guild:

Impeachmints: Need I say more?

Disappearing Civil Rights mug. When you add hot water, the Bill of Rights starts to disappear. It might be funnier if it wasn't so true. Not dishwasher safe.

Axis of Evil III: Starring Condi, Uncle Dick, Shrub and Rummy.

And now for some completely unrelated, nonpartisan amusement.

"The Three-Martini Playdate" is not for humorless parents of Harvard-bound toddlers. Although if you know one, you may want to slip a copy in her mailbox. From the Chicago Sun-Times: "Harried mothers who have given over their lives to their adorable little angels, beware: This book is the equivalent of a cocktail in the face." Filled with bon mots such as, "Three years old is not too young to learn the fundamentals of decent vacuuming." Charming. Makes you long for the good old days when kids were kids and knew how to fetch mommy a decent cocktail.


Pigtown*Design said...

My mother has a keychain that's counting down the days, hours, minutes and seconds until HE leaves.

hello gorgeous said...

I had the car magnet with "1/20/09" on it until somebody stole it! I can only hope they're still using it.

Decorina said...

A million thanks HG for your post on my blog. That anon is such a moron, I don't even have the energy to respond. What a total idiot.

It sometimes takes me awhile to put together those posts - and to get a reply from such a loser. Well, you saw the statement I had to put on the comment form. Sigh.

I am with you, however. They deserve what they get if they buy that bullshit, but it really bothers me that they will take the rest of us down with them.

None of my Obama swag has made an appearance, though, so I'm getting by with my all-time favorite bumper sticker that says: Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing Its Idiot.

And thanks again for your support.

Decorina said...

But where did it go??? Bummer.

hello gorgeous said...

Sorry - operator error. I corrected some typos and thought I reposted. It's there now.

Decorina said...

Thanks, I was hoping that was what was going on. Sometimes my blood just boils and I have to do the same thing.

I can't believe that the guy (I think it is a guy) is so very stupid, but then again, he's a truck driver. Just a small part of the trucking industry that I don't miss. Probably drives for JB Hunt or Swift. Nah, probably Swift.

Thanks again.

Brilliant Asylum said...

I thought about giving this book as a shower gift, but reconsidered.

hello gorgeous said...

Brilliant Asylum: Chicken! Ha. Actually, in the reviews there were quite a number of humorless people who did not get the joke. How sad for them.

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